Max!

Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay

No girl shall have Max!

by Max'sLover March 30, 2017

Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

MAX

Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom

Wow max your a fatass

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

A Dickhead from Ukraine! Has no dick but a pussy

Max is sooo lesbian!

by Maximus560 October 17, 2018

Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother

Max has a small dick

by frederick max December 12, 2018

Max

Almost definitely a nonce.

Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.

by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019

Max

Some fat fuck who is a dumbass who likes to spray whipped cream on people. His farts gas up the entire room in a matter of milliseconds.

Person #1: Holy shit! Is that max?
Person #2: Omg I’m gonna throw up

by slurpyslurpman October 21, 2020