luke

Luke is a follower he will stand next to the fire when it is not on. Luke would usually have glasses and wear old baggy clothes he is a short skinny guy. You can usually convince Luke to buy you any thing you want or like.Luke is usually a bad cook and he will watch you get dressed and sleep and even eat.

Luke is a one of a kind guy

by kenny and joey October 14, 2011

Luke

Luke-

So many words to describe them. Sweet, kind, caring, and lovable. They will always have your back. They are awesome to be around. They will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Cherish your time with them. Luke’s are very sexy and extremely nice to look at. They have lots of friends and are super friendly. Though, if you get into a set back with him, be prepared for your worst nightmare. Luke’s love to have a good time. They are extremely care free. They love everyone around them and know how to get you to smile. All in all, lukes are very sexy and have an upmost excellent personality. You’d be lucky to meet one.

Woah! That’s Luke! He’s so cute.

Fran, you’re so lucky to have Luke.

by italy2102 May 21, 2018

Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019

luke

Luke has the biggest dick ever. But he is also the biggest douche ever. He's the jock that everyone likes until he starts hitting on all the girls which turns him into a fuckboy that no one likes.

Oh my god he's such a luke

by Twittertweetcleats March 10, 2017

Luke

Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself

Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock

Person 2: but but ... I think

Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die

Person 2: walks off

Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'

Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums

Luke Taylor is a penis cartwheel and I hope he bangs his glass chin on a grimy public toilet seat

by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020

Luke

The worlds sexiest man!!

Jonn: Hey Aime have you seen Luke?
Aime: That sexy motherfucking creature? He’s over there💖💖
Jonn: Ok thanks

by Aaaaiiimmmeeeee June 3, 2018

Luke

An amazing boyfriend funny cute can get annoying but will stop when asks knows and keeps all your secrets and is a great friend any girl or boy would be lucky to have a luke as a best friend or have a relationship with one they are the most loyal people on earth and will do anything to make you laugh/smile even if they have to tickle you they will just to make you happy😂 If you cant tell Lukes are the best

Omg have you seen how good of a friend Luke is to Freya she always looks happy around him

by Anymnousperson July 14, 2018