T Hag

To have Immaculate Rizz and lots of sex

I am going to T Hag this girl.

by Nut1ng November 30, 2022

hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)

Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.

by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011

Rat Hag

A mum that is broke, diseased, on rations, black haired and with a blonde son

Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male

by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021

hags

short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.

even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.

Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."

Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."

by adlm November 8, 2017

goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.

Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.

by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016

Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.

Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.

by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021

Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023