Thread Jumping

Accidentally posting a comment on the wrong thread when you have two or more conversations going on an internet social network.

Nobody knew what the hell she was talking about when she posted her bra size in the conversation about religion. She was totally thread jumping.

by Jypsy Jool September 3, 2011

threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Triple Threat

the act of going to the bathroom and pooping, peeing, and ejaculating in the toilet, all in the same bathroom session.

How was your bathroom break.
I had a great Triple Threat

by o.wang.a.tang October 23, 2013

triple threat

A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.

Quick, hide your lunches! Amanda the triple threat is waddling in here!

by The Devil's Mistress July 24, 2005

Thread lice

Those who contribute to a sudden blossoming of entries in a blog's comments by non-regulars attracted by a particular issue and who do not add constructively to the continuing dialog. Comment spammers.

Comment by a regular: Thread lice. The infestation will clear up after a while.

by sbw January 30, 2007

threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.

Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.

by KarateJesus January 18, 2009