A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
Get the Simon Jokemug. When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.
Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
by moosh May 7, 2021
Get the Carter Jokemug. by Barry McCockinher69 April 13, 2022
Get the Braxton Jokemug. by Reore November 23, 2021
Get the green jokemug. Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.
Acquaintance: Why?
Some girl: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!
Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!
Acquaintance: Why?
Some girl: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!
Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!
by Try_ December 13, 2021
Get the Mys Jokesmug. msnake, mnet, mbullshit, mjoke & mclownery
by guess who I am!!! May 13, 2021
Get the a big jokemug. by The man of blood and death November 18, 2018
Get the inside jokesmug.