When a guy has big feet

They usually have big shoes when they have big feet.

Tim: I have big feet
John: You know what they when a guy has big feet
Tim: They got big shoes

by MadonPurgatory March 27, 2021

When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

by a random potato January 28, 2020

When you die nothing happens

What you say when an athiest sneezes.
Phrase coined by Dance Cook.

Athiest: AH AH AH,.... BACHOOOOOO!?!
Person: God bless you.
Athiest: Uhhh, I'm an athiest
Person: Excuse me, When you die nothing happens. Jerk

by Krieger69BKK March 1, 2009

When I See You Smile

Sometimes I wonder
How I'd ever make it through,
Through this world without having you
I just wouldn't have a clue
'Cause sometimes it seems
Like this world's closing in on me,
And there's no way of breaking free
And then I see you reach for me
Sometimes I want to give up
I want to give in, I want to quit the fight
And then I see you, baby
And everything's alright, everything's alright
When I see you smile
I can face the world,
Oh oh, you know I can do anything

When I see you smile
I see a ray of light,
Oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me
Baby there's nothing
In this world that could ever do
What a touch of your hand can do
It's like nothing that I ever knew
And when the rain is falling
I don't feel it, 'cause you're here with me now
And one look at you baby
Is all I'll ever need, you're all I'll ever need
When I see you smile
I can face the world,
Oh oh, you know I can do anything
When I see you smile
I see a ray of light,
Oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me
Sometimes I want to give up
I want to give in, I want to quit the fight
And then I see you baby
And everything's alright, everything's alright
So right
When I see you smile
I can face the world,
Oh oh, you know I can do anything
When I see you smile
I see a ray of light,
Oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me
When I see you smile
I can face the world,
Oh oh, you know I can do anything
When I see you smile
I see a ray of light,
Oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me

by Death Menace December 9, 2022

When He Flirts, He Hurts

When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.

1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...

by THELAXBRO27 March 8, 2011

When keeping it real goes wrong

Rockets vs. Lakers game 1.

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

Later When You're Straighter

Although a freindly parting salutation, this has it's roots planted firmly from the 70's pop culture of under-aged, underground consumption of marijuana and alchohol. This basically means: I have been talking for the last 5 minutes, and now realize that you are not only high, but not capable of understanding simple conversation, which, at this point, we can have at a later time, when you are not in such a state.

Hey bill, did you see that Kiss tickets go on sale on the 5th"Later When You're Straighter", dude!

by Uncle Duke October 22, 2009