seed sick

When you feel naseaus or throw up after swallowing semen after giving head.

Janet got seed sick because John's cum tasted like dirt.

by lindleyharrell August 21, 2011

Bead Seed

A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".

"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".

by Vag Invader June 8, 2014

Super-seeded it

When someone kills a joke, usually by adding an extra part which tends not to be funny, (see example)

Lee "Volcanoes in Iceland, what's next Earthquakes in Tesco"
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"

killed it

by Ivor B. Igmouth June 26, 2010

Soda seed

Seeds of a soda from the plant sonaliz fantil.

We're collecting soda seeds to grow more soda.

by hidjdjejjeke November 9, 2023

John sunflower seeds

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day

“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”

by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

seed shooter

another word for a guys penis

a girl probably doesn\t want to see your seed shooter, even in an impersonal cl ad

by Sexydimma December 11, 2016