blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

onion powder

a flammable item used by shrek to blow stuff up

shrek covered the playground with onion powder and lighted it on fire

by shrekisloveshrekislife123 March 7, 2017

"Onion" Cry

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Onion dip

Having sex with multiple men one after the after, one penis after the other mushing that dip round.

Natasha went over to multiple mens house, getting onion dipped one after one.

by Skullqueen91 April 21, 2022

Onion Sack

Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.

That fuckin hand over there is an onion sack and should not be trusted.

by Jr. Samples BR-549 June 3, 2020

chicken and onions

kilos and ounces of cocaine.

“All i’m talkin is chicken and onions, you know the lingo”

by ruva_m January 30, 2022

onion cummer

When while cumming a person makes a similar face as to biting into an onion

She was pretty hot but she was an onion cummer

by RatSmacker907 June 8, 2023