nonce

an insult against a person who likes to touch up kids

also known as “doing a thomas”

“look at him, he’s such nonce” “yeah he’s a right thomas “

by djsmallfry August 20, 2020

nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by snoofkins October 12, 2021

Nonce

Shani

Shani is a nonce Cus she’s in love with youngers

by Jamieeeee18 July 25, 2021

Nonce

Joshua mccomish or alex olney ( i know that ur chinese boii)

Person 1 :Yo, what is that nonce doing ?
Person 2: oh thats josh/ alex, don't go near them!

by Chungus mc clungus February 7, 2020

Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.

Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night”

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”

by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Nonce

prison slang a rapist or child molester; a sexual offender

Your dad is a nonce

by Thatcuttiecucumber September 4, 2022