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Maggie Moose

When you stick ice cream up your butt and let it slowly melt into somebody's mouth, as they drink it.
Dude! I saw these two hammered chicks in a parking lot, and one of them was giving the other a Maggie Moose
by jsc7911 December 9, 2008
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Moose Antlers

Slang for a fourfold vibrator. Often used in connection with a sexual act called Canada's History.
Girl 1:
Did you manage to clean your Moose Antlers? After studying Canada's History last week they were a sticky mess!

Girl 2: I got rid of most of the maple syrup by hand, but after putting them in the dishwasher they now are as good as new.
by LittleStevieC February 6, 2010
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scary moose

First of all you need to have a mirror directly in front of your bed. Then, while you are POUNDING your girlfriend doggy style while facing that mirror you quickly pull your penis out and jam it in her anus as hard as you can while placing both hands behind her head with your fingers spread out. Look in the mirror at this exact moment and your girlfriend will turn into the fabled "Scary Moose" with sound effects and all. Find a scary moose and you will almost certainly lose a girlfriend!!!
I turned my girlfriend into a scary moose last night and haven't seen her sitting down since... come to think of it, I haven't seen her AT ALL since!!!
by King Daehlon August 26, 2009
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moose jaw

when a guy wears tight pants and his package shows through............ baisically a male camel toe
hahaha zack has moose jaw.......
by big bubba cell 319 November 22, 2009
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Boobie moose

The moose that the brands Abercrombie and Abercrombie & Fitch put on the boob area of girls' and womens' shirts, sweaters, and polos sometimes.
Ali: I got a new sweater from Abercrombie. It has a moose on the boob.

Lillie: That's a boobie moose!
mugGet the Boobie moosemug.

Moose Canoe

Like a motorboat.....only lower.....on a guy.
She gave me a moose canoe and I could feel my balls vibrating on her cheeks.
by Uber_Goose April 6, 2017
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Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.
There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!
by Vanderweasel September 24, 2019
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