When someone is so drunk they can't speak and/or text right and talk about random things. Including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.
by Zackhicky October 21, 2010

After consuming many Moscow Mule in local Russian establishment, and needing to take piss, one goes to restroom for relief. Once ready to release into the urinal, a cigarette is lit, then followed by helicoptering the hose in all direction. The splashed urine will mask the smell of cigarette while one makes bonus helicopter sounds. Must keep track-suit clean, experienced persons only.
I'm gonna go for a piss and a smoke quick in the bathroom - do the ol' Moscow Helicopter and should be good!
by El Dominicio April 15, 2025

Frank: ur dad lesbian
Daniel: ur helicopter smellicopter
Frank: ur granny tranny
Daniel: fucking dies
Daniel: ur helicopter smellicopter
Frank: ur granny tranny
Daniel: fucking dies
by fuckoffyeh? April 1, 2018

Spawn of helicopters relates to gender neutral fluid that's being gargled by a disabled grandmother mermaid whore who also has a fetish for sausages of the richmond variety
by Tumblingtumbleweeds November 8, 2019

An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.
Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.
by Emophilla, obsessive,generous, July 27, 2023

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

1.Dork Guy who is always bugging you to go out or have sex with him. 2. Boss who is always micro-managing u. 3. Sexual harrassment by a boss.
What a Helicopter Dick! I have have to shake that guy off my leg daily. He is always pressing his sac into my back!
by CheriBom December 7, 2017
