Dirt Devil

A vacuum. A little red vacuum that you can vacuum the stairs with. We found one in a car so we kept it and now we vacuum the stairs with it. It's pretty handy. Not very noisy. But if the little thing that catches all of the dirt flies off in your face it's disgusting. So don't let it overflow. Or just constantly watch it. They might come in other colors or something, but I don't know.

The dirt devil is on a chair right now, and I'll probably use it to vacuum the stairs later.

by YayHelloHalloScissorsLemons August 24, 2009

dirt

To have sexual relations (generally with someone who your friends would give you shame over)

I was so drunk I dirted the nasty chick near the stage.
She is very ugly... but I'd still dirt her.

by SeeManRun April 9, 2006

Dirt Curtains

Common term for a set of ass cheeks, Butt, Cheeks, Glutes, turd cutter . .

I have just splashed a considerable amount of mud onto my Dirt Curtains

by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010

dirt dolphin

A slutty white woman who fucks native american guys all the time. Similar to a mudshark, but with native american guys instead.

Wow that Hannah chick is a real dirt dolphin. She is all over Chief Running Horse tonight.

by toddandjared January 10, 2012

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015