burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024

burnt grilled cheese

1 asian in the centre of 2 black guys

can be but its not only used in a sexual manor

sexually: hey wanna go have a burnt grilled cheese? ;)

nonsexual: hey i feel so sorry for that girl getting burnt grilled cheese....

by MISTER GINGIE February 8, 2012

Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 1, 2018

burnt cheese ball

A wimpy nerd at school

OMG john is such a burnt cheese ball.

by veirlo December 14, 2021

Burnt

Something is wack, boof, or sucks.

“Let’s go to Tyler’s”

“Nah that’s burnt”

by DxTxTxG May 30, 2018

Burnt

When someone roasts you so hard and you have no more comebacks.

"Remember that dude on a roast streak? Yeah that girl really burnt his ass"

by Alomomola July 7, 2017

Burnt

When you've exceeded the limit of intoxication that qualifies you as "hammered".

"Girl, you arent even lit anymore. You burnt." -Jess Rose to friend stumbling around at the bar

by ClearlyCrazy November 30, 2016