Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.

Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”

by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021

Benjamin

A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches

Benjamin? Yeah, he touched a kid.

by timlover99 January 30, 2024

Benjamin Ragan

Short as fuck

DAMN HE SHORT AS FUCK bro's name is probably Benjamin Ragan

by Smaeul July 11, 2024