Weekend Rooter

A Man who constantly scores a root every weekend. Usually From the night clubs. 9/10 he’s just desperate as.

E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter

“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
Duke was the weekend rooter until Dylan Stole his bird

by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024

mans weekend

An excuse to take a trip to the woods with friends usually neighbors when the group suspects one of the members is a closet homosexual.

I always thought Doug was a cocksucker , after mans weekend now we know.

by Mindlikeascientist January 10, 2018

perfect weekend

A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.

Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.

A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."

by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024

Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.

by manfun January 18, 2012

reset weekend

A weekend of absolutely no worries or concerns that occur in your daily life.
A weekend of peace that allows you to restrategize everything that concerns you.

"I need a reset weekend before starting graduate school."

"My vacation was more like a reset weekend; long enough to get my mind right, but short enough for me to say fuck it all!!!!"

by Good Trouble May 28, 2017

strong weekend

A weekend that offers physical, emotional, psychological or social upliftment.

We went away for a couple of days to chill in a forest cabin and get some energy back; it was a strong weekend.

by Squidsquirt March 15, 2018

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025