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the kid ted

About become one of the biggest rappers in the world he will hit 1billon followers on Spotify and Instagram in just one decade his first release album will be through the years featuring all the rappers in the world
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.
1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!
by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021
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Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers
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Ted Nungent

Ted Nungent is a great guitarist, fight me
by UltimateDoge June 4, 2023
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Fed ted

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect
You’re a fed Ted.”
You’re so fed ted.”
by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023
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Ted Bundy

A psychopathic motherfucker who raped, tortured and killed more than 30 women during the 1970s.
Ted Bundy is a right dirtbag who got excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints when they realised what a hypocrite he was
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
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Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met
Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person
by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023
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