used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis

"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.

Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.

by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023

Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.

Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

white tampon

When a girl has a fresh tampon in and u cum in her while he is bleeding

Hey it’s that time of month wanna try a white tampon

by Mega tits February 14, 2018

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.

I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.

by ifeelyya April 10, 2012

used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022