The Swedish meatball

after ordering a swedish guy online u take him back to ur house,tie him up and hang him upsidedown.
after 10 days of starvation you feel bad for him. you then begin to chop of ur testicals and feed them to him. after inserting the balls into the swedins mouth you duck tape it shut and see how long it takes for him to swallow.

"yea dude i would deff. give tht guy a The swedish meatball"

by DougYGaita May 13, 2008

Swedish Cattle Prod

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.

When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.

by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006

Swedish Fish Fun

Fisting a pound of swedish fish candy into the anal cavity, then extracting them with your tongue. Have fun!

I performed "swedish fish fun" with my friends wife. Don't tell my friend. He is ironically the man who invented swedish fish. Go figure.

by Joseph Soto January 08, 2007

swedish nut lathe

AKA adjustable wrench, crescent spanner, monkey wrench or nut fucker.

technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.

-What happened to the bronze cap on that tank?
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B November 10, 2007

Swedish Gas Mask

When a girl is passed out with her mouth open you bend over her and open up your butt ckeeks and fart in her mouth.

When Ashley was passed out I gave her a Swedish Gas Mask.

by Trevor St.Clair December 22, 2007

Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.

Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"

by ΔS April 29, 2021