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showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals
I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.
by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008
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That's how the potatoes get salted

A phrase used when something unfortunate happens.
Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted
by TheKnoble23 May 8, 2020
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someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021
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shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse
sally: “i dont get you
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on
by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021
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That's how the sausage rolls

Phrase: in the event of doubt or questioning re the behaviour/actions of males in groups, the answer is solid and rational.
Benjamin: "why are you guys still just hanging around and not working out a plan for the night?"

Archie: "don't worry about it bro, that's how the sausage rolls".
by Shredderben November 20, 2022
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Showing <him/her> the rings

leaving an imprint of the jewelry rings on your hand on an adversaries face as would be the case if a pimp hit a ho or a loan shark hit a sucker
In the film "Rounders" Gramma was so pissed off that Worm had failed to pay him the money he borrowed that Gramma took Worm into the bathroom and started showing <him/her> the rings leaving worm beaten,bruised and gasping for breath
by Mr Bizeeboy April 19, 2009
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Established by the Fox/Sauk indians of Mid-Michigan territory in the late 1700s. Used to describe a normal situation, such as the native buffalo rodeo in the area.
"Wow, i remembered everything but my dildo!" - guy one
"Well, that's how it goes in the rodeo." - guy two
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