SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019

Power shart

The act of exerting additional force while sharting, to yield maximum discharge quantity of fecal matter.

I added some extra force to that power shart. Now my diaper is full.

by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019

Love shart

The act of pushing a shit out on a window so it resembles a shitty love heart from the outside.

Oh God look, Mike's done another love shart on the train window.

by Shoutymike October 15, 2016

jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."

by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014

Reggae Shart

When you put a spliff in your butthole and start puffin it and smoke pours out your butthole.

"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."

"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."

"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."

by Shnigs May 21, 2018

scram shart

Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.

Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

whale shart

High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd

Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.

by kriegmann January 3, 2015