playing in the mud

"Playing in the mud" means a white dude fucking black chicks.

Brenden: hey dan seeing a new chicks lately?

Dan: hell yea, im been fucking this black chick so much better then white chicks.

Brenden: you "playing in the mud" now. Nice I would so fuck a black chick right now. Being on this military base is making me go crazy.

by digitalsyndrome August 12, 2014

Mud cracker

When a white person acts or wants to be a different race

Tom is such a mud cracker when he acts black

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

stick in the mud

a stuffy, old fashioned person

Your uncle is such a stick in the mud.

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2011

Mud Taco

Anything unpleasant or contrary to what you want. Or, for your literal types, a taco filled with mud. Not yummy.

It can a euphamism to take the place of regular profanity shit damn fuck asshole

Man, I went out with this girl and she got drunk and blew chunks all over my pimpin' Aston Martin. It was a real mud taco.

They told me it was gonna be a good time, but it was really just a mud taco.

The world is filled with mud tacos, but you don't have to eat them.

by Zodiacdial November 3, 2006

Mud Hose

Noun - The action of violently shooting feces from your anus during a terrible bout of diarrhea. (Resembles a hose spurting out mud)

"Shit man, I gotta go real bad, I think I'm gonna have to whip out the mud hose."

by DJ Bob November 11, 2003

Mud Lake

To piss out your ass into a toilet bowl creating the effect of a mud filled lake.

Dude, you got to come upstairs and check out the mud lake in my toilet.

by Ricflairsayswoo September 22, 2009

mud kebab

A name for a penis covered in shit.

1. Man i sure did enjoy eating that mud kebab last night

2. How's your mud kebab going?

by Peter Coombs April 30, 2006