luke

Luke is a follower he will stand next to the fire when it is not on. Luke would usually have glasses and wear old baggy clothes he is a short skinny guy. You can usually convince Luke to buy you any thing you want or like.Luke is usually a bad cook and he will watch you get dressed and sleep and even eat.

Luke is a one of a kind guy

by kenny and joey October 14, 2011

Luke

A person who is always wrong.

You're such a luke.

by TheRealEyeBallPaul June 29, 2018

Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luking

Luking: The action of laughing while puking.

Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
Person 2: "Oh god that was so funny I was luking for hours..."

by Shlukena February 24, 2017

Luke

An absolute fucking retard

See that mentally challenged retard over there, his name is Luke

by Lord mammoth cock August 17, 2018

Luke

A Stupid Idiot.

Luke you’re stupid.

by I’m Bored and Concerned February 19, 2019

Luke

Luke-

So many words to describe them. Sweet, kind, caring, and lovable. They will always have your back. They are awesome to be around. They will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Cherish your time with them. Luke’s are very sexy and extremely nice to look at. They have lots of friends and are super friendly. Though, if you get into a set back with him, be prepared for your worst nightmare. Luke’s love to have a good time. They are extremely care free. They love everyone around them and know how to get you to smile. All in all, lukes are very sexy and have an upmost excellent personality. You’d be lucky to meet one.

Woah! That’s Luke! He’s so cute.

Fran, you’re so lucky to have Luke.

by italy2102 May 21, 2018