Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.

My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.

by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by August 04, 2021

yok of lettuce

A group of lettuce

Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad

by Lettuceleso July 19, 2024

homosexual lettuce

A common insult. See cunt or idiot.

Me:Hey that sounds cool.

Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.

by tjar0laxin April 07, 2017

want some lettuce

From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.

Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep

Person 2: stop.

by OG JUNGLE GIRL January 22, 2018

Lettuce poppin

Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.

Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*

by Buggers4 May 15, 2016

dropping lettuce

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.

Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?

by Smidget and Company July 03, 2008