Fu Man Goo

Cum dripping down both sides of your mouth and chin resembling that of a Fu Manchu mustache.

I Fu Man Gooed myself when I hung upside down from my bed and shot my load at my chin.

by Gizmaster May 16, 2009

Kung Fu Phil

An flash program designed to give people seizures.

'Hey Bob! I found this cool thing called Kung Fu Phil! It has a picture of a -- ' *THUD* *TWITCH*

by Drake Dracoli June 10, 2003

Fu Bu Boobies

A slightly overweight kid, that wears Fu Bu shirts. While wearing these shirts his nipples will stick out like a chick on a cold day.

Oh look, there goes Fu Bu Boobies. His tits look good today.

by Nazi Pants May 20, 2008

kung fu panda

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

by Matty Matarangelo October 20, 2008

ft; fu

'ft; fu' is the shortcut for saying:
fuck that; fuck you

Mark:Hey, I got a 98 on that test!!!
Karl:ft; fu

by Malus Vis Vires April 18, 2008

Kung-fu Shiss

A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.

Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.

by Har the Czar February 08, 2006

fus ro dah

The trump card to any argument

John: Red Sox
Jack: Yankees
Joh: RED SOX!
Jack: YANKEES!
John: RED SOX!!!
Jack: FUS RO DAH!
John: Dammit, you win.

by IT'S_OVER_9000 March 17, 2012