bog off

the phrase 'bog off' comes from Stone Age Scotland. the phrase was assembled when 2 counties had a war. The war ended by complete slaughter but the winning team used this phrase to wish them well while passing to the overworld

'i wish you well young sir, now, bog off'

by lxcy.lrx September 14, 2020

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet

Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.

by 1secretkeeper November 17, 2010

Pavlov's Bog

When you're still making your morning coffee, and your body decides it's poo time.

Grabbed the Nescafé out this morning and was got by Pavlov's Bog - needed to lay some cable before the kettle even finished boiling.

by Bad Pun Man February 20, 2022

bog city

A place that one takes the train to when one’s pride is damaged, often by provocative banter.

“Aw yeah, Frankie’s girlfriend broke up with him, now he’s on the train to bog city.”

by Philly Rob Bornton July 28, 2021

bog

bad, horibble

That's bog weed mate.

by Arcane Origin September 01, 2017

Bog

Poo

I have a bog in my pants.

by Boggadump June 22, 2019