Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Benjamin Shanklin

A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin

the guy with the big dick

damn that benjamins got a big dick

by jibbajabbalabba December 28, 2020

Benjamin

10 inch cock

person1: I slept with him last night, his cock was massave

person2: its benjamin what do you expect

by Duxmarster November 13, 2022