council bean

overweight teenage single mother, large hooped earings(parrot pearch earings),drinks and smokes when pregnant, lives on social welfare and singles mothers allowance, not a regular member of the workfoce, none of the children are by the same father, common name for male offsring is wayne. will bang everything, seriously gelled down fringe.

little britains vicky pollard is a prime example of a council bean

by Speedterrorist October 20, 2005

bean tunnel

The capacious fleshy tube atop which the bean sits.

I started off flicking the bean and then stuck a cucumber into the bean tunnel.

by skawars February 28, 2012

calico beans

When you mix two or more brands of baked beans. Only spawns of Satan do this.

Did you try those calico beans?!!
No
They were disgusting

by the duce bag joey June 21, 2018

Bean Steamer

An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.

Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Bloody Bean

A nickname for Boston aka beantown describing its violence and gangs.

Be careful in the Bloody Bean.

by That Boston Guy July 5, 2016

bean circle

The female equivalent of a circle-jerk.

"Semisi is going to be late, she is caught up in a bean circle

by SemiSizeMe October 3, 2015