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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.
sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.
by pussyindick5 December 7, 2022
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extreme bathroom syndrome

Having to run to the bathroom because you feel like your going to poop your pants any second.
Hey, I gotta go right now! I'm feeling extreme bathroom syndrome!
by GoneBuffers April 17, 2017
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Bathroom Chess

Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.
"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"
by CCG_2521 July 25, 2023
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just go to the bathroom

Usually used in texting where the recipient is told “just go to the bathroom” to send nude photos
Just go to the bathroom,” he sent in a text to his partner.
by Mylo300 April 7, 2024
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bathrooms

bathrooms pee or peoop
i need to go to the bathrooms
by valentinebae February 16, 2023
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Bathroom Gap

(noun)

The part of the conversation you miss when you're in the bathroom. One can minimize the impact of their bathroom gap by timing it out to a less interesting part of the conversation, but it's impossible to ever truly know what one missed when they were in the bathroom.
Sam gets so anxious about bathroom gaps that he'll always peak his head out of the bathroom door and respond to things.
by petoavoidenceclub July 3, 2017
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