A good badgering

When you make you girl cum hard.

Last night I gave her a good badgering!

by DjStevo6450 March 14, 2016

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 06, 2010

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

Badger Butt

A smear of (brown) shit across a white person’s ass

Man I think Tony was suffering from that curry, I saw some serious Badger Butt as he ran to the toilets

by Stephsteal March 13, 2016

Badger Rat

A worn out loose Vagina resembling a dead Rat. Also smells like a Badger.

Did you go down on Sally last night? Nah, she had Badger Rat, I could smell it a mile off.

by Cri Cri W January 28, 2023

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 20, 2012

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003