No Shit

1. Obviously
2. You don't say; I didn't know that.

1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.

by Aldridge517 May 16, 2013

Shitted

When you get too spooked

I just shitted myself.

by bigman234 January 1, 2020

The Shit

One whom kicks ass. Also they are bad ass.

Yoda is the shit.

by Skoggs March 20, 2010

shit

Abbreviation for "sorry honey it's Thursday" similar to tgif. Typically said when someone says tgif on a Thursday.

Janet: Yippie, TGIF
Paul: SHIT, you can say that tomorrow

by Boss3503 October 1, 2010

shit

Some How It's Tasty

Tom : Your food is shit.
Alice: Fuck you, whats wrong with it ??
Tom : Actually, I mean some how its tasty.

by deepblue_22 December 6, 2009

shit

the most arousing experience you'll ever cum across.

Armin van Buuren was shit.

by flavs08 January 10, 2011

shit

1. A word that expresses dismay
2. Poop!

Don't you have something better to do than look up SHIT????

by wakalakalover45 July 16, 2008