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Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012
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Tessa Brooks

She is a white female™️ who is mainly known for her part in Team 10 's "Everyday Bro." In this she raps about Panera, keeps repeating that she's Tessa Brooks, talks about your man's cologne, and as a bonus she does a lot of cringey movements. She is actually a really talented dancer but barely anyone but her 12 year old fan girls know this.
Cringey 12-Year Old- OMG I LOOOOOOOOOVE tessa brooks did you see her music video with team 10 it was SUPER DUPER LITTTTT
by lickylickylittledicky July 12, 2017
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incest is the best put your sister to the test

:) :) :) :) :) pie
:) :) :) :) :) bananas
by cheeseguy May 24, 2004
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test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.
Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
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Test Text

A text you send to a girl you have been flirting with, only AFTER you send a text and she doesn't respond for a while, to "test" if she is ignoring you, or she is just away from her phone.
Text to girl: "I can't wait for the party on Saturday"

(No answer...)

Test Text: "How are you getting there btw, do you need a ride?"

Always try to follow up with a question so she is obligated to answer. If she doesn't, she is away from her phone. If she answers in like a one-word answer, move on, she's not interested.
by maxy2889 August 13, 2009
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elbow test

An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.
"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"

With thanks to Steve.
by Cheese Sandwich April 3, 2006
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Tessa

That babe is a Tessa.
by leumas95 December 13, 2014
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