The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012
Get the Jerkoff Litmus Test mug.She is a white female™️ who is mainly known for her part in Team 10 's "Everyday Bro." In this she raps about Panera, keeps repeating that she's Tessa Brooks, talks about your man's cologne, and as a bonus she does a lot of cringey movements. She is actually a really talented dancer but barely anyone but her 12 year old fan girls know this.
Cringey 12-Year Old- OMG I LOOOOOOOOOVE tessa brooks did you see her music video with team 10 it was SUPER DUPER LITTTTT
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Get the incest is the best put your sister to the test mug.A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
Get the test tube baby mug.A text you send to a girl you have been flirting with, only AFTER you send a text and she doesn't respond for a while, to "test" if she is ignoring you, or she is just away from her phone.
Text to girl: "I can't wait for the party on Saturday"
(No answer...)
Test Text: "How are you getting there btw, do you need a ride?"
Always try to follow up with a question so she is obligated to answer. If she doesn't, she is away from her phone. If she answers in like a one-word answer, move on, she's not interested.
(No answer...)
Test Text: "How are you getting there btw, do you need a ride?"
Always try to follow up with a question so she is obligated to answer. If she doesn't, she is away from her phone. If she answers in like a one-word answer, move on, she's not interested.
by maxy2889 August 13, 2009
Get the Test Text mug.An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.
"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"
With thanks to Steve.
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"
With thanks to Steve.
by Cheese Sandwich April 3, 2006
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