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Testickle

when you cum in the toilet bowl so hard the water splashes back up at you and hits your balls
guy 1: how was your righty handy time
guy 2: awful i came so hard i had a testickle
by Connor S April 10, 2021
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testicle joshin

When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.
Yeah manLindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.
by Horse Peen July 3, 2021
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Testicle(s)

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
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Testicle

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!
Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.
by __Ari__ September 23, 2021
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testicle

balls nigga , good ol' balls , a more professional term is douchebag , bag of balls..etc , it means nice
my mom is such a testicle
by shanyalabaad January 13, 2022
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Testies

A word to define a group of test-takers
Teacher: All right my little testies, whos ready for a quiz
Testies: Oh no not another quiz
by Daryll Trout January 21, 2022
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Testicle pounce

When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.
My balls were shaking because the dick slapped it, like a testicle pounce
by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022
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