polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"
{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.
by Telephony April 25, 2020
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Wipe Test

The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.
Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.

John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.

Paul: I need to I think.
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
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piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.
I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.
by The Grottomaster May 08, 2015
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Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell
Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test
by Umooooooom January 03, 2022
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School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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Plaguenancy Test

I wasn't feeling well, so I went and got a plaguenancy test and it came back positive for Covid-19.
by Flik off January 30, 2021
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test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."
by greeneggsandweed January 17, 2013
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