Jmack Taught Me

A phrase women throughout the world can use when they've learned something new about their vagina, by the sexgod JfuckingMack.

Jmack taught ya.

Cosmo: where'd you learn that my God ohh oooooooh

Wanda: Jmack taught me oooooh

Cosmo: I need to thank this nigga.

by The real jmack November 10, 2013

Toughest motherfucker on the planet

Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!

“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”

“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”

“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker”

“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”

by CallmePapa September 14, 2018

Internet tough guy

One thing about internet anonymity is anybody can use the same anonymity, including people who are not internet tough guys. Tease somebody in person, and say what you're saying online in person, don't be an internet tough guy yourself.

A group of posers called a guy out for being an internet tough guy, but never said any of what they said when they were looking at the asshole.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Tough Muffins Bitch

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

by Breastie January 30, 2009

Tough motherfucker

One who will fuck your mom and beat the shit out of your Dad. He gives absolutely zero fucks about any of the possible reprocussions of his actions.

Tough motherfucker -Joe: “I head Jim beat the shit out of Stacey’s Dad after he banged her” Damien: “ yea that paisano is a tough mother fiucker”

by Thereistruthindrugs May 7, 2018

toughguy

heavy, face-paced music with brutal breakdowns and sing alongs that tend to bring in big FSU (friends stand united, Fuck shit up) and CxC (courage crew) dudes to shows that like to break peoples faces. hardcore 2step and floorpunch music

bands like terror, emmure, xtyrantx,

i.e.) this band is so toughguy, i'm gonna get murdered

by xjohndoex November 8, 2007

Self Taught MUA

A girl that owns a set of makeup brushes and a morphe eyeshadow palette and acts like she is a beauty guru because her auntie let her do make up on her niece for a dance show once. Their makeup is usually cakey and they think they are all it. Will eventualoy put it in their bio on instagram to grt attention and make a site for their makeup looks to get customers and earn money. All of her customers are her friends that dont know any bettet themselves.

My mum just bought me the anastasia glow kit. Bitches come at me I'm a self taught MUA now!! Hater gonna hate xoxox

Anyone want a makeup appointment with me? Deposit £10

by toonicelol2000 May 7, 2018