Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint

Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.

by FakeTucci January 18, 2015

Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank

Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.

by GamerTaint February 19, 2021

taint rammed

When a stripper crosses her legs and latches them around your neck and thrusts her vag and ass like a jackhammer into your face until your concise.

The stripper taint rammed Drew's face last night at the strip club.

by drewspizzaface December 23, 2016

Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018

Belly Taint

The warm, wet, circular cavity on the lower section of one's abdomen. It is often referred to as a belly button.

Dude, I was feeling her up and totally accidently shoved my finger in her belly taint. It was sweaty and gross and a total turnoff

by Bodoman July 10, 2016

taint shooter

A man who shoots his Girlfriend(or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out during sex.

just before he came he pulled out and jizz shot at her taint so he was called a taint shooter.

by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008

Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.

I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.

by Chodecaptain December 14, 2015