Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

Tactical peen

A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.

I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.

by NOLApeening January 9, 2017

Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the peak climax of ejaculation during intercourse.

"Bro I heard you did a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, it was chill fr"

by reddituser7025 May 4, 2022

tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.

Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot

by used oatmeal August 18, 2023

Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone

My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight

by Sleemron September 17, 2021

Tactical Nap

A tactical nap is where one needs a brief sleep in order to go mad on the sesh at night.

"Oh god aye, gonna go for a wee tactical nap so I can go pure mad on the sesh later tonight."

by crowoffaith January 2, 2018

Tactical Absence

Being a pussy

Tiny business man utilized a tactical absence

by branananabert November 30, 2020