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THOT

The holy orange Toaster.

He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.

He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.

THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.

TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
I am praying to THOT every weekday at 4:20 pm.
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A very whorish women who dresses in strappy leathery clothes everywhere she goes. Typically asked to be gone.
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A person (mostly a girl) to dress to get Sex, money, love, and fame
Joe: I see a thot

Group of people: be gone thot!!!
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that ho over there ,
by Malinda Do-Little November 26, 2014
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An absoloutly awfull person(woman) who are obsessed with their phones and taking pictures of themselves on social media and dont contribute to society and are worthless and feed off the government for money because feminests, is only found in millenial girls and started when feminests made it where the government showers women with money so they dont do sh*t
"Man these thots are taking over Instagram"
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A Thot is one that loves to show off. One that seeks attention from people. A female thot you will often see shaking her bottom to get attention from boys putting herself in a position where all boys try to talk to her and fuck her. A male thot you will often see talking to many different girls. Telling them the same thing like "your so beautiful what's your kik you should fwm" Just to have sex with them
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A lovely girl that'll do whatever, whenever asked or told.
That thot was so lovely in making me feel in control and good.
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