Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.

"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"

by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008

sweatervestite

A person who wears a sweater vest, this person is obviously confused about their sexuality since they wear the sweater vest.

Todd hangs out in gay bars wearing sweater vests, he is such a sweatervestite.

by antoncrowley December 15, 2008

Penis Sweater

A penis sweater is a term used to describe a condom.

I put on my penis sweater and made sweet love.

by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

Cleveland Skeet Sweater

When you ejaculate, Throw up colorful cereals, and poop on your sex partners chest.

Tiffany was dying for a Cleveland Skeet Sweater on her 7th birthday.

by Your Pookie Bear November 29, 2010

Gay Sweater

An abnormality which causes the human to wear strange clothing such as an orange sweater vest, however this cannot be helped and is caused by a malfunction in the brain.

"Hey marwyn."
"Yeah?"
"What'cha wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"Gay sweater.."

by Mircast May 19, 2009

Cosby Sweater

Someone who gives Bill Cosby a hard time

While Bill was lecturing at the Jell-o pudding pops symposium in Munich, he kept getting heckled by a particularly aggressive Cosby sweater in the audience

by SirHarrington25 May 16, 2014

shitty sweater

A sweater that causes disease and loss of all friends. Wearing it might provoke one to boil themselves in a bath of acid.

"Dude! Lose the shitty sweater! You flaming faggot."

by JA NUJ December 14, 2003