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Top Shagger

The person within a set of friends who comes away from a holiday having shagged (fucked) the most amount of people. British slang.
..And this holiday's Top Shagger award goes to Mary with eight shags in seven days, impressive work Mary.
by The True Chinman August 3, 2011
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sagger

A young guy, usually a teenager, who wears his trousers down so low you can see much of his boxers. Often he might identify as a indie punk skater. Gay dudes love him.
"Check out that hottie sagger showing off his tight stomach and silk red boxers for you!"
by Dennis P. July 16, 2006
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swangers

30 spoke rims that pock out on your ride
that were only made in 1983 to 1984, and only to be put on volge tires
by dirtysouthplayz November 19, 2003
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swaggerjacking

Copycating done by a motherfucker (usually bitchmade) who has no original sense of style, genuine charisma, or game of their own, who in actuality tries to hide their lameness by copying the style of "fre$h"/popular individuals that he/she hates on the low. (orgin NYC)
That swaggerjacking ass nigger tried to hate on my whole style last week and this week u would of thought this bitchmade nigga my fucking twin!
by FRESHPRINZEYPC/WHOREMONGER8 October 15, 2008
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Swagergy

the energy that becomes depleted by using swag; what begins to run low if you don't limit/conserve swagger; your related "Swagergy Level" is rated on a scale of 1-100% on the amount of swag left in you
"Whoa dude, you almost forgot to turn your swag off- you should do that to save your swagergy!"
by CJ21593 April 10, 2010
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Swigger Nigger

Noun: any person who doesn't order a drink from a fast food establishment giving he/she the right to drink yours.
Dude! Stop being a swigger nigger and order your own drink!
by jubs182 August 15, 2011
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Stagger Lee

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
by Nick Cave August 15, 2010
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