Strawberry Jello

A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.

My family did not visit me in the hospital once thank for being my strawberry jello.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

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Strawberry Fog

The pleasant aroma encountered when diving into the nether regions of a woman who has recent used a flavoring cleaning product and wrapped her thighs around your head and neck area.

Billy was pleasantly surprised by the Strawberry Fog of Cindy. He knew she had spent a lot of money. His buddy Shane, unfortunately, was not so pleased with his lady Tammy’s. fog.

by Roid McDoucherson January 21, 2023

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Strawberry Lollipop

When a girl's period starts during intercourse and leaves your dick covered in blood.

I was all up in that girl and pulled out a strawberry lollipop. I kickstarted her period for her.

by eh-game May 16, 2016

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Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together

my mouth felt a strawberry milkshake last night

by Damenzo July 23, 2020

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To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.

Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”

by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019

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