Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.
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This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!
Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
by Despy November 6, 2008
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(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget, for the rest
(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget, for the rest
if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with intentional price gouging?
by Sexydimma January 1, 2021
Get the shoe-stringer mug.a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.
guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009
Get the gorilla mask stranger mug.To sit on ones hand until it gets numb and masterbath giving one the feeling of someone else touching them
by RICK JAMES January 18, 2005
Get the stranger mug.Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki
Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry
by G-Money55 February 27, 2008
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