Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.

Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."

by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025

peckard starfish

A Peckard starfish is a penis that looks like a starfish

Janet: Put it In
John: I’ll put my peckard starfish in you

by Peckard starfish May 15, 2018

puker starfish

asshole

your butt looks like a puker starfish

by dummybummy April 4, 2009

electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015

Starfish

Entry-level marine mechanic, shop hand under 4 years of experience.

Starfish I need you to service this boat and wipe it down when your done with it.

by Mr.boats May 4, 2023

Starfish Taco

The act of pressing ones anus against a glass window and proceeding to deficate after making eye contwct with a neighbor. The fecal matter then fills between the buttocks like a taco.

Karen across the street called the police on me for having a few friends over and being "too Loud", so the next morning I made her a nice Starfish Taco"

by toastINbed October 15, 2022

Renee’s Starfish

The asshole of the most perfect woman in the world

I dove underwater and saw don kissing renee’s starfish

by Ronesco995 July 16, 2021