the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.

"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

The Starfish

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.

"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"

by Flamingzombie3 September 1, 2022

Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.

I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.

by Jinglebellgary May 3, 2022

Starfish Wrestling

When two people attempt to rub buttholes together.

I walked in on them starfish wrestling.

by Dystopia poet January 3, 2022

dusty starfish

Your asshole

Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3

by doughnuthoee October 1, 2022

Starfish Taco

The act of pressing ones anus against a glass window and proceeding to deficate after making eye contwct with a neighbor. The fecal matter then fills between the buttocks like a taco.

Karen across the street called the police on me for having a few friends over and being "too Loud", so the next morning I made her a nice Starfish Taco"

by toastINbed October 15, 2022