Starbucks

They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.

Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you

by mxcha.lxtte May 31, 2022

Starbucks Frosty Pop

A delicious, creamy treat for a hot, hot day that will leave you licking your lips for hours.

Calder gave me a Starbucks Frosty Pop

by ✨Bi Panic✨ June 30, 2022

starbucks worker

Someone who works at Starbucks. Most commonly an LGBT+ person (or at the least is overweight and/or dyed their hair.

She was a Starbucks worker

by virginislanderpresidnet July 23, 2022

Starbucksians

Stabucksians are a whole classification of a group of people that enjoy shitty over priced liberal coffee

“Ew this coffee tastes awful, like something Starbucksians would drink out of a plastic Starbucks cup they’ve reused 12 times without washing, because they’re saving the planet.”

by Willowbananahammock March 11, 2023

Starbucks Stamp

White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!

Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!

by WTF2023 June 19, 2023

Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice

Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!

by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023

STARBUCKS

Hometown of white chocolate mocha and frappuccino. Addiction never lasts.

Weeb: OOH I WANT TO READ MY MANGA WHILE DRINKING MY MOCCHA AT STARBUCKS!!!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023