1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"
2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.
2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
Get the Straightened the Rainbow mug.Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)
Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.
Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.
Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!
Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.
Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!
by Bradley Gomm March 1, 2018
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The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
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Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist
Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist
by IAmALegend19 June 4, 2020
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Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020
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STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)
STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)
me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
by Gaming 4 Eveyone YT December 22, 2020
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Cishet: You can't be gay, I have a gay friend and you're nothing like them. Gay people are *insert stereotype*
Non-cishet: Please stop straightsplaining my own sexuality.
Non-cishet: Please stop straightsplaining my own sexuality.
by a random patato January 11, 2021
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