Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

squishy cavern

Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Where the cave explorer goes. Gotta go drop some goo at the squishy cavern

I explored her squishy cavern all night long

by Cave explorer February 8, 2014

squishy pillows

giants tits on a hot girl that give you a random boner, usually just from talking or looking at her

Shit that girl in front of me in english has some squishy pillows, in the middle class she turned around to talk to me and I regret wearing under armor today

by Mrthesexy April 22, 2014

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014

squash rat

when you squash your privates against a glass surface

Did you see Jaxon doing that squash rat?

by you-a_tewara May 20, 2014

Squash Belly

A person who possesses a belly that resembles the figure of a squash, which is proportioned larger at the bottom portion of the upper body than the upper section.

"Damn Chris, your squash belly is really sticking out from the bottom of your shirt, have you been eating mcdonalds again?"

by Ienjoipie July 1, 2015

squishy cookie

a definitive time for the word vagina

I liked her in the squishy cookie.

by Person O'random May 1, 2016