Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

shploingnant

when a man is eating ass and the girl shits all over the mans face

ma nibba whomst all fuck eating ass bitch got shploingnant

by yung pussy bacon 57668 July 26, 2017

saloing

The act of thinking it’s should be harder.

Salo: Yo that is shit is V12.

Peers: Hehe, more like soft 8. Stop saloing Salo

by BFYF October 4, 2017

Splindorfed

Shocked or surprised

I was splindorfed over the amount of ice cream I just consumed.

by Spencer Hastings May 2, 2018

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Splainus

the splitting of the Anus.

Jerry's splainus happened from him falling on a stump.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018