dust spitter

A man that shoots blanks.

I actually like being a dust spitter...I don't have to pull out.

by crissycrucifixx May 23, 2011

Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

shitters

Tits, yo.

Those are some nice shitters on that bitch.

by Artifa February 19, 2003

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

spitteriffic

so cool you get excited to the point of naming there awesomeness to a degree that may not be measured on any scale. No matter how hard you try.

1. "your cool"
"your awesome"
"your spitteriffic, ha i win!"
2. oh my god you are so spitteriffic

by jacquelyn heinemann April 13, 2008