dutch spice rack

when reciving oral sex you pull out before climax, then procceed to ejaculate on the womans boobs, then turn and shat on their boobs as well; creating the "Dutch Spice Rack"
Guy 1 "Dude I totaly gave my girlfriend a dutch spice rack yesterday!"

Guy 2 "Sweet bro"
by youknowwhodurr November 07, 2011
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Spice House Boy

douche bag,creeper,stalker,greek, has no friends.
by Scrippy January 05, 2010
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montreal steak spice

Seasoning for the stuff that your wife makes you that you love. Better seasoning than salt and pepper.
"Hand over the salt and pepper"

"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"

"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"
by gimme the money October 17, 2015
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Caramel Apple Spice

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and after he cums she sprinkles ground-up hot chili peppers all over his penis and balls, therefore creating a burning spice to go with his "apples".
Aisha was bored last night and decided to give her ex-boyfriend a caramel apple spice because he cheated on her.
by TRZ5692 November 18, 2009
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Bohemian Spice Rack

While you are having sex and find yourself about to finish, you promptly yell out "Andale!" and jack yourself off in the same manner of using a salt or pepper shaker all over the face and most importantly eyes of your significant other.
Oh my gosh Jeff! You really Bohemian Spice Racked your dog?
by yeah he did the alligator October 18, 2010
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Norweigan Spice Cake

All bodily fluids collected from 24 hours during which anal sex is had. They are mixed together in a bowl and cooked as a cake and served as a meal for the bedroom.
"mmm hunny that norweigan spice cake was tasty what did you have for breakfast yesterday?!"
by sexyaholic12345667865 March 23, 2009
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Caramel Apple Spice

The peak of deliciousness that sends a plethora of sweet flavors across your tongue.
She sat outside drinking her tantalizing Caramel Apple Spice.
by CASCAS October 19, 2009
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