Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Random Spanish Lady

some weird lady who calls ur phone twice a day and when u tell her she has the wrong number, still can't figure it out

Nora, that random spanish lady won't stop calling me. Will you please tell her in spanish that you have a chicken in your pants?

by mizzz finnsta January 15, 2009

spanish whore's bath

To cover one's body with deodorant or purfume to disguise the stank instead of showering.

After John got back from the party he just took a spanish whore's bath and went straight to work.

by gahagan May 31, 2007

Some kind of spanish

Where a woman has just enough of ethnic ancestry to make her hot. It could be anything spanish,african american,native american,hispanic ect.

That Kathy is some kind of spanish.

by Deep blue 2012 May 1, 2010

spanish water dog

The act of butt-chugging sangria.

There were no girls at the frat party so nobody drank the sangria. At 1am the beer ran out so the guys decided to spanish water dog it.

by Kool Breeze June 8, 2018

spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.

I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about

by The dickless magician August 30, 2016

Kills you in spanish

~kills you in spanish~

Person: oh no killer!
Spanish killer: ~kills you in spanish~
Person: ~dies~

by OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAA April 28, 2020